Population | 769 million |
Capital | Rockville |
Leader | jimbis 9000 |
Currency | caps |
Animal | nuke |
The Holy Empire of Bethesda Scamville is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by jimbis 9000 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 769 million Bethesda Scamvilleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockville. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bethesda Scamvillean economy, worth 97.7 trillion caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,990 caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bethesda Scamville's national animal is the nuke.
Bethesda Scamville is ranked 36,726th in the world and 60th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 59.2 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bethesda Scamville lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Bethesda Scamville, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Bethesda Scamville, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Bethesda Scamville, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in Bethesda Scamville, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
- : Following new legislation in Bethesda Scamville, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Bethesda Scamville voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Following new legislation in Bethesda Scamville, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Bethesda Scamville changed its national leader to "jimbis 9000".
- : Following new legislation in Bethesda Scamville, Jimbis 9000 has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 59 » Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Dapant, Socialist Platypus, Pervincia, Nova Cameroon, Paul Pasch, Ruotsaland, Lislandia, New Sker, Liberto-Ancapistan, DexterBurg, Makko Oko, Buyo, Charville, La Sangre subio, Loveable Dogs, Ziroxeut, Floofybit, Heskurik, Lycom, Boratstans, Duby, Ciapore, Sri Malawi, Gabyl, El Blurkistan, Grachevia, Novo Reslas, The Free City of Nelson, Nibelia, Doge Flower, Tingham, Olornia, Isolon, Empire of mewing, Glentaurius, Northshires, Vanela, Red Finlandian Guard, Kaimalia, Krute Empire, Slavic Lurkers, The Psittacines, Balan Bar, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Kiyadimundika, United Corperations, Polacianth, Hubdova, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, and 9 others.Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Little Auztria, Makka Pakka, Delnish, Inseria, The Imperial Confederation of Emphalia, Tolotecia, FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh, and Natsuki State.